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no intro needed i'm a very simple man

if you slide into my DMS asking me for commissions i will know you didn't even bother checking my bio or my pinned post and i will have moral permission to be mean to you. if you're here because I just asked you "hey please go to my pinned post and then tell me what you see", don't worry about replying, you can just quietly leave. good luck gang.

block these tags if i show up too much in your favorite fandom tag. apologies in advance:

#pedro watches gundam

#pedro is drunk and writes about x-men

#pedro watches ds9 for the nth time

#pedro plays ff14

this list will be updated as i get into more things and talk more.

fanfic here. you might have come from Ao3 or might know me from there if you're into hades 2 or steven universe. I try to write as close to character voices as possible if you're into that.

comic reviews at @pedrocomicreviews. out most every week.

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pinkuberristar

another short hair aerith 🍎

mandatory-blog-stop-asking

brother the fucking Krakoa event unlocks data pages, with the titles being written in Krakoan and everything, it's just a direct continuation of the art philosophy of the era. It's almost positioned to be able to be read as a little official crossover around 2023. How is it so peak.

I keep being shocked this game came out a few months after the era ended. The season letter in the main menu is a fucking love confession, someone in the office whose job was reading current early 2020s comics to figure out some character docs fell in love and evangelized the team on it. They're as sad it's over as I am. The Fantastic Four letter was just a long way of saying "wow making 4 characters in one season was a challenge."

The omega fumble Marvel editorial landed by ending this fucking era for a movie that's now been delayed until like what, after 2027?, might be the single biggest wasted opportunity in the modern industry.

It's not even like I don't understand the ~20 #1s issues they released since sell like water, because that's what #1s do, and it's not like I thought they were gonna stay in an island away from teams and the regular population for more than 5 years, because I didn't. That'd be stupid.

but holy shit the footprint this latest attempt has had on the industry and fandom is so fucking miniscule. The money's in but there's so little happening, the places they're in are so forgettable, the new characters are struggling to get people into them with the same ease that someone like Rasputin IV did, or how there's a lot more Synch and Doug fans now that got little to no place to go, or the complete lack of a reaction to a myriad of other moments in the last 5 years where shit just went back to being well regarded and good.

Instead everyone I know who was super excited for Krakoa era stuff is reading maybe a couple of the new books just in case they get good and most people who didn't like the era aren't super interested in this new one either, because it keeps not being about anything in particular. We're back to X-Men being that franchise that has some great old comics with one or two self-contained current runs that are good for a single character.

Marvel rivals is really good is what I'm saying, check out those lore pages for the mutants, they have some stuff going on.

also please do not bother replying with "here's why it sucked actually" or "here are the reasons why I hate it and why it's morally repugnant to like it", I do not care what you have to say and you do not care about what I have to say, it's been 6 years since the thing started and we've had this talk once a week, be so for real lmao

mandatory-blog-stop-asking

it's fun to get a notification for this one a year later, now that i just don't read x-men anymore and their latest attempt at winning people over is "the school is in their heads now!", with a third line-wide relaunch and brand new #1s already planned for december. house of ideas.

the new krakoa beach rivals map rules, go look at it.

#krakoa #marvel rivals #x-men

i hate the fact that i can't teleport directly to matoya's cave because she fucking rules. every single time someone says something lofty and profound around her she just goes "are you fucking stupid or are you doing a bit" and i clap every time. that remark about minfilia throwing herself into the fire to fuel alphinaud's "dawn's light" had me fucking roaring, what a woman, please be a main character please stick around please don't just disappear please please

#pedro plays ff14 #heavensward #final fantasy xiv

vicholas

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

vicholas

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

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marvel rivals throwing the towels and going "fuck it, here's a malware you can install so we can monitor your performance and figure out why the fuck is the game running so poorly" in the same week that they release the character who throws out sparkles as her basic attack and make everyone have customizable individual effects on their characters is very, very funny. hope they do it, my pc can't handle this shit anymore lmao

#marvel rivals

deltarune discourse is so strange sometimes because you'll be talking about literal text from the game and then 5 people will materialize and talk about their now-7-year-strong theories that have been constantly updated for so long, they just act like that's the text. Nearly entirely fan-created characters that have little to no basis on how their "real" versions have shown up in the story itself show up in conversation with the same weight and recognition as the main characters. Like how do you even talk to someone about the same story if their version of reading it involves taking every 3 words and arranging it until it's its own thing, that fuckass cat doesn't even have a tail or a name man lol

#deltarune

notelizabethbutmaybe2

“Send a pic” “let me see” “send nudes”

No, come over and take them yourself. You fuckin coward.

iphigeniacomplex

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

pencilcomics

#absolute Catwoman

dingbats-dust-n-darkness

undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

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paksthestoic

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

mandatory-blog-stop-asking

I guess the closest we ever got was Janeway going through Sulu's old logs and realizing he barely described a situation that was clearly much more complicated than he implied, probably to avoid legal repercussions because of cowboy diplomacy.

#star trek voyager

ellohcee

Day 12 - celestial

spookberry

My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.

So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??

curvedroygbiv

there’s a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, there’s pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and it’s thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. they’ve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. He’s apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him.

spookberry

Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man

spookberry

the one thing about him is he's also not gonna think he's famous or ever mention it himself

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

mysharona1987

#não me entenda mal #tem mais problemas principalmente a falta de motivo pra esses milionários levarem seus trabalhos falsos a sério #mas sim o evangelismo também é um problema #especificamente porque é engraçado culpar a performance num joguinho de bola numa psyop religiosa da CIA #brasil #copa do mundo 2026

grippysockgangg-deactivated2024

New kink called make me feel wanted

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girlypopz123

"Being kind is punk" you need to learn to do good things without it being tied to a social status or subculture

lysoleil

I totally forgot I drew her, so this is reeeeally old

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