Carissa Russell

At least show us the bison!

Those lil dudes from Stardew Valley b like \[. .]/

This one might be my new favorite.

@emeraldrosequartz

@latent-thoughts I think I found my spirit animal

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Humans are falling and dinosaurs are rising

the receptionist was so scandalized when i told her my male cat was named daffodil. “but that’s a flower” she kept saying “why would you name a boy after a flower” like lady…..it’s a cat…..

like when i went in she went “and here’s little miss daffodil” and i corrected her with “actually, he’s a boy” and the woman just fucking short circuited. “you named a boy cat daffodil?” “yes.” “but that’s a girl’s name” like lady….it’s a flower

#cis people would gender noodles if they could#spaghetti is male#alfredo is male#angel hair pasta?#a beautiful lady (via fenrisprotector)

Jesus fuck

I’m in tears 

If u like tiktok I’m @nickagain! I have more vids I’ll be posting this week 🤓

Wow

Some people deal with this self quarantine stuff better than others.  

A Rube Goldberg machine

Homie sacrificed his entire laptop and like 7 plants for this.

Peewees playhouse update

She finally took a break from studying

nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane

put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?