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i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

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caught you!
growing up as an unaware lesbian trans girl you'll have cis dudes asking you things like "wait if you're a guy who likes girls... why do you act like such a faggot?" and by acting like a faggot they'll just mean having emotions and respecting women. and you'll just shrug
Look at this cutieee😍😍🥰
i'm in love with an emo girl 🖤

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this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out
I love it when James Patterson "collaborates" with a celebrity because you can be absolutely certain that, of the two names on the cover, neither actually wrote a single word of the damn thing.
this actually makes more sense to me than like anything else happening in the world currently. like it blows catastrophically to be sure but it checks out
I love it when James Patterson "collaborates" with a celebrity because you can be absolutely certain that, of the two names on the cover, neither actually wrote a single word of the damn thing.
Sometimes while you are trying to take a walk in the woods to relax from your PhD, you find a mysterious slime and decide you are gonna solve the decades long mystery of "Star Jelly." Because, you know, you have so much free time.
Just because NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC couldn't solve it doesn't mean you, an underfunded and overexhausted PhD student can't!
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Ah hell yeah she's fungal!
I used this to rope in our resident mycology curator and he is blasting out emails to a bunch of other mycologists. I will extract DNA for sequencing for next week, but based on the morphology, we are leaning towards either Myxarium or Exidia that got really hydrated, froze, and basically exploded!
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There's an article on my computer I had to read for class called "The Caucasianization of Jesus Christ" but my brain just read it as "The Carcinisation of Jesus Christ" and so like.....crab jesus
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if I do succumb to temptation, these are the names I'm considering:
Soggy
Furcas
Furfur
Purson
Puck
Boye
Slugger
putting potential faces to the names, just to help. also:
Marbas
Shax
Crusher
Brutus
Butch
Viper
Striker
Ripper
that is literally my number 1 favourite thing to do, so:
what should I name my wuppy dog?
Slugger
Butch
Viper
Soggy
Brutus
Striker
this is me at work doing my bullshit little tasks. but cutely
my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again
no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books
YOU
They are polite, gracious and courteous to the princess, but once she leaves they sigh of relief. The honest thoughts, feelings and words float in their brain and dance on their tongues, but they see the Royal Family; inspiring fear or respect that outweighs their contempt.
Conversations stop when she enter a room: smiles become wider, cheerier and sickly sweeter. everyone is oh so nice to her highness.
words become more beautifully crafted quips buried in praises. everyone keeps the princess at arms length, ready to benefit from the prestige but doesn’t dare develop a personal bond.

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at last
embarrassment is the cost of entry.
if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.