Here Metaphorically

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

girls who used tumblr during 2014-18 were highly fashionable ones and had so many cool ideas 😩

I have a coworker who wears one of these to work instead of a purse. She absolutely loves it.

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

M O R E

....hey Irma's dad is a cop why didn't the girls just steal one of his guns and bring it to Meridian. Yeah Phobos is magical but like....he's still just A Guy.

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

leaving this in the drafts really says it all

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo