Its Missile Maiden Monday

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Its mr coheed and cambria

If you speplace the spirst spetter of a spord with "sp" it speams it's spor spiders

Spf spou speplace sphe spirst spetter spf sp spord spith "spp" spt speams spt's spor spiders!!

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

The first rule of Fight Club is that fights can neither be created nor destroyed

The second rule of Fight Club is to not take the Fight Club's name in vain

Third rule: A Fight Club must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Rule

Fourth rule: The right of the members to be insecure in their persons against superior violence shall not be violated, and no fights shall issue, except upon the representation, by oath or warrant, of both fighters, that they wish to fight, and describing particularly the ass to be kicked.

The fifth rule of Fight Club is that, given a fight and a point outside the fight, exactly one additional fight can be held on that point which does not intersect the original fight.

The sixth rule of Fight Club is that standing fights may be amended at any time by a majority vote if previous notice has been given, or by a 2/3 vote without notice.

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God I love tumblr. Where else am I gonna get a post with so many swords!!!

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