Its Missile Maiden Monday

ytp steve miller band be like: Cuz I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a [king harkinian voice] Dinner

I play my music in the SuS

I’m a [da joke baby voice] joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

i should call her

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

@snozzberries96 @awkwardsocialfailure @ambientradiation

Its mr coheed and cambria

If you speplace the spirst spetter of a spord with "sp" it speams it's spor spiders

Spf spou speplace sphe spirst spetter spf sp spord spith "spp" spt speams spt's spor spiders!!