A Doll's Blog

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

once again I was bad about sleeps for a long time but this past week I have done good early sleeps woken up at 7 or so which is good. it is 9:03 right now so must get ready for do sleep soon.

wow this dinosaur really got things done this week! I’m happy for them!

sounds more like you talked to an old god more than a weird dream.

Shortly after this, Colbert said to her, “I can’t understand what you’re saying when you say it, but even if you didn’t have a translator I would follow you to a cult compound and never leave” and tbh same

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

“I was really into ancient greek mythology in middle school”: this person is gay

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me