The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.
The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit.Â
One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view
Theyâre supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance
They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red penÂ
and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesnât stop gomez from shouting âcapital idea!â and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what theyâre researching, so they basically end up living there for free
In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesnât give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time.Â
Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to âwaterâ balloons in campus history.Â
Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But itâs fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom.Â
Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone whoâs too much of a coward for Grammyâs cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when heâll smile, and slowly applaud.Â
And the spookiest thing of all
Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable.Â
There is no escape.Â
I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, âEn garde!â and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.
Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, âWhen you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thoughtâŚyou learn or you die.â
This has made me laugh so hard-
And you know how chatty Gomez is when he fights, heâd probably help more students work through creative blocks via swordplay than any education counselor in a stuffy little office.
Gomez Addams as the embodiment of the Rubber Duck Method for struggling students via surprise swordplay is directly on brand.
And I firmly believe that long-term residents who finish their degrees suddenly, mysteriously, find that their student loans have been paid off. The family attends every single graduation ceremony and claps and cheers for âtheirâ students as boisterously as any parent. They make a particular point of doing so for the ones who have no other family in attendance.
do u ever want something so bad that you canât even write wish-fulfillment about it u just. cry. instead.
I fucking CRY everytime I read these. Out of the good feels.
Yes pleeeaasssse đ
