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to have and to hold, to fuck nasty, till murder-suicide do us part

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

stop?

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

its gigglebait. its hehebait

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade

no one has ever wanted to pay a medical bill as strongly as manousos

The expectation that a woman can be in the most horrific, mentally and emotionally destroying situation possible and the audience still expects her to be endlessly reasonable and empathetic or else she's Evil

what is UP fellow survivors, it's your girl Carol Sturka, back with another hivemind research update. I'm not sure if the algorithm is suppressing me cuz I'm all alone out here and the hivemind won't talk to me, so to be sure you're seeing my content, don't forget to smash the subscribe button and ring that bell if you like being an individual and having opinions. now let's just jump into it. so about all this fucking milk-

i actually think that if you’re forced to drag ur wife’s corpse home so the aliens can’t get her and the aliens offer to help dispose of her body and then later you find out that the aliens would have eaten her remains if you didn’t explicitly request otherwise then u should actually be allowed one (1) nuke in damages

"We're excited to have something new to read" oh so you admit it sucks that no new art is getting made ever? You crave new stories and new experiences even though you have the sum total of all of humanity's knowledge and memories? You're mindlessly marching towards humanity's extinction but the prospect of a new romance book still excites you? What was that thing y'all said about Carol not knowing she's drowning?