WHATS GOOD

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

one day, someone will consistently show up for you and you'll realise what safety feels like.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

this year i’m thankful for this fucking image

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.

hot girl summer but only in air conditioned spaces

got my full back tattoo done at Claire’s

had my birthday party in the sensory deprivation tank at Claire’s

Got circumcised at Claire’s

Got ass shots at Claire’s

buffering more like suffering