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Shepard: Awesome, get on my ship

K: I'm with you 100%. Good old paragon Shepard, no more shady stuff.

S: Yup, absolutely

K: Wait who's this guy? Do you know him?

S: he's my Cerberus, I mean ex-Cerberus friend.

K: ok. And this lady?

S: she's also my friend. And also an ex-Cerberus top agent.

K: right... Is this guy an assassin??

S: Yes but he's very sweet and a loving father, don't worry about it

K: Is- is that the robot that almost killed me???

S: sshh sh shh sshhhh that's not the same robot. That's just EDI, our unshackled Cerberus AI friend, piloting the body that almost murdered you. She's nice, it's fine.

K: ... What is that

S: A smoothie. Oh! You mean this? This is my robot son. And this is also my Krogan test tube baby son. They are both my children.

K:

S: Ok great well now you've met everyone, you just stay here for a bit, I've gotta go do something alone for a few days, be back soon!

K: Wait what, where are you going?

S: I've just gotta help my friend Aria with a little something, it's nbd

K: oh ok

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