zel/madge

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

The idea that I'm gonna go start spending the big bucks on comic books because they took down readcomiconline is like assuming that revoking my driver's license would convince me to finally purchase a helicopter.

@theusernameiwantisntavailable

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

you shouldn't walk into miasmas that's bad for you

perfect t-shirt

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

My air quality is so bad in my town right now I feel like the southern water tribes before the fire nation attacked