madge

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Now that I've realized I have the opinion "Cassandra Cain would hang out in grocery stores for the ambiance and to watch people being normal" I think I should expand this. She should ride the subway to the end of the line and back just watching the people going about their lives. She should spend time in the Gotham International Airport just. Hanging. Let her receive a free sample cube of cheese with great joy.

love when my popular mutuals reblog my posts and they get notes fuckyessssss #nepobaby

I don’t even mean this in a rude way but how can you wonder why you don’t have friends if you think things like texting someone “hi” or double texting or not replying within a certain amount of hours is not normal like im sorry but why does talking to you involve learning an ancient code and seeing visions of the future in the rain

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.