I EXIST

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

Man, from an objective perspective the opening chapters of Journey to the West really are just some Dwarf Fortress Shit happening to the Jade Emperor

>be me, jade emperor >chilling in the sky one day >suddenly a ray of light flashes across heaven >owmyeyes.jpg >send lieutenants to investigate >some sort of monkey has hatched from a stone egg and its eyes lasered across the universe >sort of weird. well whatever >342 years pass (heaven time: 11 months) >suddenly get complaints from the dragon kings and the underworld kings at the same time >the fucking monkey from earlier has somehow mastered daoism, become an immortal, really rudely requested arms from the dragon kings, and then stormed the palace of the underworld to render all monkeys undying >ohfuck.png >gold star of venus suggests giving it a job to get it to calm down >might work >put it in charge of the heavenly stables >ffw a week >monkey learns its office is of the lowest possible level >immediately flips official banquet table and ragequits heaven >ohfuck2.png >send army to confront monkey >immediately defeats vanguard general and supreme commander's second in command >monkey demands to be granted the title of Great Sage Equal to Heaven >beats going to war with it >send gold star again to bring it back >grant it title and give it a residence >ffw a while again >monkey spends all its time wandering around and schmoozing with other immortals >give it a job looking after the immortal peaches so it doesnt get too chummy >ffw to day after immortal peach festival >receive complaint from queen mother about all the best peaches being eaten off the tree >ohfuck3.png >some motherfucker also went in, magicked all the attendants to sleep, and raided the wine and delicacies >ohfuck4.png >lao zi complains someone ate all his elixir tablets >ohfuck5.png >barefoot immortal comes to complain >fucking monkey faked an imperial decree to divert him to the middle of nowhere >OHFUCK6.PNG >it was all fucking him >mfw this pointless animal has ruined fucking everything

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

i miss her (ttrpg character i never got to play)

I miss her (ttrpg character)

that’s her. the Task Manager

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

it’s that time of the year

Saved this since January!