funnier in theory

dean guiding charlie through flirting with a man? no straight explanation!

dean’s prayer scene, wanting to experience feelings and people differently than before or “maybe even for the first time”?? no straight explanation!

“so we didn’t have a moment back there?” with that editing and the way dean reacts? nothing straight to see here, sorry

“the one in miami” a straight person would never

demon dean and crowley actually, textually having an orgy with triplets?? there’s not even an explanation needed, that is just straight up not straight

“maybe he’s your boyfriend” actually from a deleted scene but i’m still counting it and guess what? 1000% not straight

the GODDAMN mixtape?? when has one character giving a mixtape to another ever been shown as anything but a romantic gesture in all of pop culture? ruling’s in: no straight explanation

dean grieving cas like a widower for five damn episodes. that is a whole-ass emotional arc with not a single speck of straight

let me know what I’m missing lmao. Based on several great posts (x) (x) 

In South America, after Cas says "I love you", Dean says "and I you, Cas".

If the reciprocation was in the original script and the CW cut it off cause they decided to go with that shitty ending, this is the proof. They forgot to tell their homophobic plans to SouthAmerican countries.