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You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

It doesn't happen everywhere, but IIRC it can happen anywhere between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn. North and south of that band, the sun never gets directly overhead in the way that causes it.

You can tell how disconnected someone is from other people if they by default assume someone does not have an experience unless they volunteer the information to all at all times

I notice this a lot with sexual abuse in particular like do you know how common it is to experience that you have to either be genuinely dumb or trying to intimidate people into silence to expect people to divulge that information to you before talking

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings