don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

sick of the obsession with both thinness and youth. it’s disgusting

did u know it's actually normal for most men to prefer thin women? & younger bc it biologically signals they're fertile?

You're so busy doubting yourself while so many others are intimidated by your potential.

aborted doechii: i mean fuck i wouldve liked pills i wouldve liked drugs i wouldve liked gettin money i wouldve liked strippers i wouldve liked to fuck i wouldve liked day drinking and day parties and hollywood i wouldve liked doing hollywood shit snort it probly would!

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

my problem is i want somebody to love me madly and lust for me greatly and nothing else will do. but i’m really annoying and not that hot