"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.
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"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.

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“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what
I want every ad on the subway to be this one. And then I want this also posted elsewhere. And then I want people who don’t use earbuds or headphones while listening to music or watching their videos in public to have their phones explode in their hands and faces. Or they get shunned and banned from public spaces.
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we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec
surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

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Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real
age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do
bigs my eyes
bigs my eyes at you
bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs
cog in the machine: thats sad
ghost in the machine: thats complicated
cock in the machine: dont do that
hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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some advice for people entering their 20s:
-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist
-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads
-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce
-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after
-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It
-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake
-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot
-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck
-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money
-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed
-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business
-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm
-get regular oil changes
my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet
it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures
holy shit

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back from the hospital
only reason im telling you this is because on the wristband they gave me they had a pronouns section but instead of just putting down my pronouns there was a barcode you could scan
its just a very funny visual. probably real as fuck for some of you
so the current brazilian production of shrek the musical decided to cast the two actresses famous for playing elphaba and glinda as fiona, they're gonna alternate who plays the role each night, a fun thing to get media attention and get repeat audience members who want to see them both i guess. but the true magic consequence of that is they want both actresses in every single poster, leading is to polygamy sister wives shrek