you can't fool me, i listen to public radio

succulentsaurs

I’m sorry guys

My cat in a hat

I wonder how much that would be, a lifetime supply of muffins? I don’t think I’ve ever seen Bulldog eat a muffin. A lifetime supply would be wasted on him. Now me, I could eat a muffin a day, some days even two knowing they’d be free. So that’s maybe… ten a week, fifty-two weeks a year, for at least another… forty years, which works out to…. Twenty thousand muffins! My life suddenly seems long, measured in muffins.

*groaning* “CARLOS!“

it’s a compilation of Pearl interacting with humans & human culture what more could u want from this lifetime

That one time on /vp/ when someone wanted to see goodra redesigned so I did the thing.

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

tfw you see another gay person in public

Steal your neighbor’s eggs. Force someone to cook on a camp stove. Alton Brown is there.