and let us also toast to the great crystal entity

hey ya

everybody's gotta have a guy named michael

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

when I was young little guy I watched my dad fighting so many creatures–he was strong and brave, and I wanted to be just like him. the animals/bugs &insects he fought were always so small weak and frail but he taught me to respect them by treating them like a much stronger and powerful enemy; by hitting them and hurting them as hard as I could, no matter what. this is known as "the ronin's way"