and let us also toast to the great crystal entity

my 2026 resolution is to not post my unhinged takes to the cbb discord because every single time they act like theyve never talked to another human being on the planet before who has had thoughts and opinions on things

failed

failed again

failed

the person in the cbbworld discord who joked about writing burnt/mitch slash fic was unfortunately so real in a onceler kind of way

E904 moment where burnt genuinely doesnt remember if he's ever had one of those trope screaming matches between people who hate each other but secretly love each other that turns into people getting really close and then kissing. The evidence #evidence

E811 where mitch gives the pharmacist parade a glowing review and everyone comments on how there was absolutely 0 reason for him to do that #evidence

BR1 live show burnt says he was on the debate team in highschool and whichever mitch mcnutt bonus room he also says he was on the debate team #evidence

E508 Burnt says he hates all actors (except joan). Why did he say that ? Anyways #evidence

E1011 BURNT SAYS HES STRAIGHT THROW ALL THE EVIDENCE AWAY

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

the person in the cbbworld discord who joked about writing burnt/mitch slash fic was unfortunately so real in a onceler kind of way

E904 moment where burnt genuinely doesnt remember if he's ever had one of those trope screaming matches between people who hate each other but secretly love each other that turns into people getting really close and then kissing. The evidence #evidence

E811 where mitch gives the pharmacist parade a glowing review and everyone comments on how there was absolutely 0 reason for him to do that #evidence

BR1 live show burnt says he was on the debate team in highschool and whichever mitch mcnutt bonus room he also says he was on the debate team #evidence

E508 Burnt says he hates all actors (except joan). Why did he say that ? Anyways #evidence

let me be pervertly clear