and let us also toast to the great crystal entity

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

my truth for tonight is that those redesigns where the artist adds fluff and pride pins and pronouns and blush to the original character are fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"