Bright Eyes

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

some of you need to be told to shut the fuck up more

not me tho im super funny and my tits are fucking massive

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

And the other adults dont yell at you because they are all thinking, “well, she must know what shes doing cuz she keeps doing it”

Separation of church & state

i need to stop sitting like a shrimp

feel im always performing… but to whom??? an imaginary audience??? get it to together this isnt fleabag 

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

calm down man