Mint

“I love your artstyle! What brush do you use?”

shrimp.

-Shot while saying that gun violence wasn't a problem

-While standing under a banner reading "Prove Me Wrong"

-After posting "Play certain games, win certain prizes"

-By a shooter from a rival right wing terror group

-Who engraved his bullets with memes

-And would have gotten away scott free because the investigators were being led by two former podcast hosts

-Except he decided to brag to his family about it

-Causing everyone fawning over Kirk as some kind of martyr to immediately shut the fuck up

-To the point where the President went in less than 24 hours from "he was like a son to me" to "Charlie who?"

Destroys habitats

Wastes lots of water

My brother golfed in high school (I love him and he's a really good guy but the ancient laws of sibling rivalry demand I hate the things he likes)

Rich people like golf

My proposed solution to the Golf Problem:

Turn 99/100 golf courses into wildlife preserves and make 1/100 into chuck e cheese's where you're allowed to beat the cheese rat with sticks

This is a sketch of a koboldsona I made for my bf @mintraccoon (very gay)