Dailyshrimpdoodles

I never got answers and this genuinely haunts the corridors of my sleep at night

@maryland-officially

you reblogged this from me lol

Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?

Safety Shrimp! He will identify workplace hazards

Safety Shrimp protects the people :>

Oh look. It’s my schedule.

This would all be solved if you had £20,000, the salary of a brigadier general, and a British officer to lie in bed and whimper with you.

am i interrupting something?

what is the app used to plan this though

the calendar app. on iphone. the one that comes pre-installed on every iphone. you're not the first person to ask this but i am floored by just how many people have asked, and then confirmed that they're iphone users and have simply never used the calendar app.