minty fresh

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

lmao what the fuck

i luv corporate tumblrs! please continue doing shit like this so i know exactly who to avoid lmao

“so check this contour.” D E A D

WHO IS THIS??? BRING THEM TO FAME!

Is it because it’s chilly out? The words we exchange are so warm. It makes you seem all the more closer. I’ll be Watari’s substitute or anything. Forever… I want to stay like this…                              I couldn’t ask her the reason for those tears.