gachiakuta brainrot

new dom/sub dynamic has emerged: ragebaiter and fat dog

if I can’t get silly with you I don’t wanna get sexy with you

I’ve got a tiny black hole in a jar. Cute and incomprehensible isn’t it? Don’t open the lid. The last guy who did that got turbo radiation poisoning.

*opens the jar*

Wait, how come you don't have cancer?

I don’t open the jar.

To those of you saying that the black hole would blow up in less than a nanosecond, clearly not. Because it’s still in the jar.

It would not blow up because the event horizon of a black hole that weighs as much as a cat would be miniscule. No idea how you suspended it in the jar though.

I didn’t say it was suspended in the jar. It still has mass. It’s on the bottom of the jar.

I love this thank you

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

at this point my emoji reactions are more of a sign of my reading comprehension than anything else.

“it’s really raining over here” familiar word spotted: rain! I shall reply appropriately: 🌧️

Completely relatable for Yoshiki to give in to his attachment to the not-Hikaru so early on. If I was an isolated, closeted gay teenager who’d lost my best friend (who I was in love with), and the eldritch horror that replaced him came back validating my feelings every second of every day, telling me how much he loved and appreciated me, touching me constantly, giving me honest, unfiltered declarations of devotion?? Shit, I’d fold too

it would take me exactly 36 seconds yoshiki held out like a champ