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That one guy was right, every time someone calls Czech republic Czechoslovakia we should just tag it #tw deadnaming

fave czech expression of the day: oxidovat (lit.: to oxidize/oxidate), meaning to stand around, not doing shit really but somehow managing to annoy the fuck out of anyone present

the more knives you have the more attractive you are

i just wanna read but noooo i have to “be a productive member of society” and fucking “work” what the fuck man

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

Reading about Ancient Greece is is like listening to a professor go “actually, [fucked up thing you may have heard] was not broadly true of Classical Greek society, and the inhabitants of most city-states would have found the idea disturbing”, and then a voice from the back of the room calls out “except for Athens!”, and the professor just sighs and is like “yes, thank you, Timmy… except for Athens”.

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