Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

knuckle tats say FOUC AULT

knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

sending my kid to montresori school where they learn to seal eachother up in the wall

emotional support dog (dog you have to emotionally support)

Italian Greyhound

i can’t even sleep fuck my stupid baja life

baka