a lover's alibi,

y’all remember cardi b saying kylie jennier was in wap mv bc she represents women with no talent and megan just replying with yuh diversity ❤️ we didn’t talk abt it enough let’s talk abt it

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

not even fucking kidding

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

Date of Origin: July 3, 2018

im loving that so many people are rbing this to agree that adulthood fucking slaps. cuz it does.

you know that scene where Howl takes Sophie to the fields of wildflowers and she feels so wonderful that she regains her youth and smiles like the sun? I want to feel like that.

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

@liinos

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

this seems like a good thing to bring around as people holiday shop