Problematic And Tedious

I will honestly never forgive y’all for going crazy over kylo ren. like u literally had poe and finn and u chose kylo. that’s like saying u would fuck jar jar binks over anakin or obi. rip to ur taste in men but I am different

No bc you’re telling me “Anthony leaves smosh and has to work though and overcome his issues relating to smosh that stem a lot from that beautiful thing (smosh) that was supposed to be just him and Ian ended up turning into something he didn’t recognize which made him feel a lot of resentment because he felt like something had been taken from him once the company that took over bastardized him and Ian’s creation so he decided to leave but not before suggesting that Ian leave with him but Ian doesn’t want to let go of smosh *bc it’s their thing and he doesn’t want to lose that* so he wants to collab but Anthony cuts all contact bc it’s all too painful for him which makes Ian sad to the point he listens to *their song* and sends Anthony a message about it trying to cope with what perceives is the end of their relationship (in addition to him becoming bitter bc he feels abandoned by Anthony) meanwhile Anthony is experiencing the same worries because he feels like he’s lost his childhood best friend and worries they’ve grown apart too much with how strained their relationship became during smosh and they both feel like the relationship is unable to be saved and repaired and that chapter is done for good until they end up reconnecting because of Ian’s friend which leads to them hanging out and suddenly because of their individual growth that’s occurred in that time span Anthony realizes the magic is still there and it’s like it never left and so one day at a party Ian asks Anthony about buying smosh back when he’s already been contemplating it and starts going on a 30 minute tangent about his plans for smosh and so they decide to buy smosh back and return to making videos together and drop the news on their fans with no warning and Anthony interviews Ian on his channel in his longest interview yet and Anthony tears up multiple times and they seem so at ease around each other and it closes with Ian saying “If we burn it to the ground, I’m happy to do that with you” as they softly look at each other and get ready to take on this journey together” is real life and NOT a fanfiction? Because that sounds exactly like fanfiction to me

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count 😌" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

one of my FAVORITE favorite things that improv and/or collaborative storytelling like ttrpgs and online roleplay allow for is accidental foreshadowing. when things that seemed and were in fact innocuous at the time suddenly become significant due to their unintentional connection to another, later story beat that no one was aware it could be traced back to from until it happened? that fucks so unbelievably hard i go apeshit every time

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

unrequited love for siblings is the saddest thing you could ever portray on its own but over the garden wall said what if the kid is like the sweetest most kindhearted five year old you could imagine and he loves his brooding wistful bitch of an older brother sooo so much and enough to offer up his life in exchange for his brothers when his older brother saw him this whole time as just an annoying step sibling at best and a nuisance at worst and you cant be too mad cause hes also a kid and then when he finally figures it all out it saves them both, the decision to leave lethargy and the rot of melancholy behind and take the love he already has as proof the world is worth it after all and aaa a a. aaaaaa. aaaaaaa. aaa. what a sweet story. what a lovely thing.