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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

on account of the curse?

on account of the curse.

Can you two stop mentioning my curse there’s girls on this website

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

theyre literally finally admitting that they think poor people should starve to death lmao

If I remember my pop culture version of history correctly I think the guillotine is meant to come out after this part