Chaotically Inclined

Me and me. I'm drinking both of them.

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

Twitter doesn't have enough chaotic energy to pull that off

The Sun was bisexual and recognized as bisexual and kids were taught it was bisexual at schools. It mated with male AND female planets to make stars. #lovewins

Apollo was the biggest f***ing Bisexual. Artemis was Ace. Selene was a Lesbian, and Helios was Pan/Poly.

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

you will be turned to icing if you don’t start acting correctally.

naughty rodents go into the i c i n g c o n e

This woman thrives on spite and I love her