wild daisy

one of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to see you.

i’m tired and want something beautiful and big to happen to me

the bad news is that no feeling is final. the good news is that no feeling is final. hope this helps 

yeah sorry I crushed your boyfriend with the flat side of my knife to release his aromas. yeah he’s in the soup now

Everyone deserves that. Except you, Elon Musk. Fuck you.

Damn right. Him and all the other STUPIDLY WEALTHY BILLIONAIRES that do shit with their money EXCEPT HOARD IT 🤬🤬🤬

tits boobs breasts titties melons and so on and so forth

the urge to fake my death, change my identity and work in a bookstore which is also a coffee shop and a flower shop is growing too strong to contain

This linguistic problem is only going to continue getting worse unless we fuck it in the ass now.

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

"I'm sorry for the rant" ok but have you considered that I liked your rant?