brain dump

I would cackle mischievously and yeet these with such utter glee

St Cunthony of Servington

Honestly I may be aroace but I think making out with a hot person theoretically could solve all my problems (namely all the ones about me questioning my identity)

People live very busy lives that have so many obligations, but if it’s possible for you to take a break and rest, please do, because there is no shame in being tired, especially if you have an illness that makes you constantly fatigued. Don’t push yourself beyond your limits just to prove that you have the right to sleep. You already have that right. Give yourself permission to rest without guilt.

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay

The urge to take animals from the street and make them my pets. Why must the birds and cats run from me LET ME LOVE YOU

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

“every time i see this celebrity they look younger!” cool, it’s plastic surgery

it’s not pilates, it’s not skincare, it’s not moral virtue manifesting in the form of physical beauty, you’re not gonna grow old like that, they didn’t even grow old like that, and the cosmetic procedures you can afford are not gonna look that good

also the new popular comment to make is "lol [actress] has taken the substance" and it's like...yeah. that's what the substance was about