and now I just sit in silence

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

ME. ME. ME.

Literally how I plan my day when I have a thing

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom

COULDN’T REBLOG THIS FAST ENOUGH.

Reblog every time there’s a mass shooting

girls’ night!

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