I Like Cars That Go Fast

Bitches love checklists

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

now available in ‘there’s no lines in the parking lot’

bonus round: My car can’t make it up the road to my house because the plows don’t leave the city limits.

In my little rural neighborhood in Virginia the infrequent snowstorms meant that every dude with a tractor and bulldozer or snowplow or so much as a riding lawnmower with a snowplow would get out and clear the roads and driveways, because the county for sure wasn’t going to do it in a timely fashion and people still needed to work and go to school etc etc. Those of us who did not have snow clearing equipment made coffee and hot chocolate and cookies and when we heard one of them approaching we’d run out with warm drinks and snacks.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

bring back crooked weird teeth!!! i’m sick of veneers

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

awesome. we have a beetle problem