i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

i love weed what a funky vegetable

u can actually do things you are terrified of, and u can even get good at it

this blog does not support the production or consumption of coleslaw

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this