Hello Party People

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

The "anime" drawing is meant to look like a 15 year old on deviantart drew it or something, i promise i can draw actual anime looking art

There are many spots that are messed up bcs i didnt feel like cleaning it up,,, sorry

Technically its not even fully finished but i never finish anything so ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

I dont even know if this is funny to anyone except me but thats ok

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

and heres him explaining the design!