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fiction got off soooo lucky with dreams and hallucinations. imagine if the human brain didn't come with a built-in path to surreal imagery that could perfectly represent abstract themes and emotional truths through metaphor. we'd be so fucked man

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

theyre gonna need an intimacy coordinator for me and this calzone

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

It was bound to happen.