why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

the funny thing about socializing cats at the animal shelter is that it can sometimes be quite difficult to tell the difference between a cat who's very scared, but unwilling to move or hiss, and will strike or bite if you touch them, and a cat who's a little scared and unwilling to move, but doesn't mind being touched. which means that sometimes I go through the whole process of acclimating a cat to my hand being in their kennel, getting them used to my hand as a moving object, slowly making my way closer and closer to them, testing which angles of approach bother them the least, and eventually making contact, only for the cat to look at me like "thanks for finally petting me. are you stupid or something?"

they got married btw

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

my toxic Gen z trait is that I find almost lol randomz humor funny

sorry but the scene where eggman grabs his henchman by the inner mouth made me blush

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

She's just like me frfr