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Androids are better than iPhones if only for the fact that I don't have to remember my icloud password every time I want to redownload a dating app

Call me daddy, bc I'm always freaking out while you drive

Do you think there was a prior draft of Shrek 1 in which the main character, before the other fairy tale creatures come to the swamp, looks at a portrait of his dead wife and sighs?

After going through a few serious breakups and learning to talk to myself through affirmations, I think I have what it takes to be a vlogger

"I've had it up to here with people who are slightly shorter than I am!"

"I'm not queer. I'm Homosexual-American" - Presidential candidate 2028

A slut is anyone who has looked past my flaws during sex