Spooky? Do you think I'm spooky?

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i don't have a type but if alex horne selects a diverse group of five comedians then it's at least one of them every time

fun game: if u listen to a weird variety of things reblog this with 3 bands u like that are completely different from each other and probably shouldnt even be in the same library

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

You're in his dm's, I'm on my knees under his desk, chewing on his computer wires.

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

I think the Cowgirl Daria Day intro is my favorite design

Drawing furry erotica to get through university is apparently something that transcends generations