This Child Born of Wreckage and Flame

so my boyfriend doesn't know a lot about lord of the rings and was asking why it was so hard to destroy the ring and I said it corrupted the ringbearers and made them evil and even proximity to the ring can turn you evil as it did briefly with boromir and after some careful thought he decided that the nine members of the fellowship should each have a super long string attached to the ring and they could drag it behind them from really far so it won't affect them and make Legolas always watch it with his elf eyes to make sure it's okay back there and like ... that might work??? Did he solve it??? I'm so mad.

I think I'm in love?

a real american hero

He's canadian

Critical detail: when he plucks a single eyebrow hair he goes "ow, shit, fuck, god--" while dropping the tweezers lmfao

personally I would love to introduce some medieval peasants to synth music. not for sinister reasons. just because I think they'd like it actually

synth music draws on the rich history of string music i think they would play along on a fiddle

*uses my titties for evil*

??????

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maybe he just gets it

Jokes aside it’s surprisingly touching to see a prominent male actor openly talking about having a complex yet comfortable relationship with gender and sexuality.

I love Tom Hardy.

That murderous and spiteful fictional villain would treat me right

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO