oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

bye i have to go play a video game

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading