welcome to santa's cheese cave

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.