You will make it through

academia is 50% crying, 20% research, and 30% coming up with funny titles for every paper that you write

I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because when the time comes they’ll know what to do to stay safe you stupid onion peel

you stupid onion peel

To the person reading this, I hope tonight treats you gently, and that tomorrow looks brighter. 

Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

Have a life?

I’d feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

this internship would not be as hard as it is

This when right alongside the detailed disclaimers to avoid lawsuits.

Don’t forget that the author was broken into at least five separate voices, ‘Inside Out’ style.

or where you would have ask blogs for your ocs except it was just in a ff.net story. basically an entire classic authors note except people would ask questions. that was my childhood.

Y'all forgot that sometimes we also appeared in the middle of the text with notes like “(author: noooo >:( character is such a b*tch!!!! character: I’M NOT!!!!)” And it was the crimgiest shit ever but we had fun doing it lmao

LEMONS