#1 lamp appreciator

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

cherry yogurt is kinda like if you had a friend

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

Dogmatic friendship grirp

a mosquito somehow bit my toe through my shoe

i like how apples are like. the default object

i cant lie i did look at the sun. raw dogged it. it looked likte 👍 the sun. with a little bite out of it. my eyeballs hurt i would do it again. my final message fuck maragaret thacther. goodbye/

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

sometimes I look at my friends and I am just overwhelmed by the sheer luck of it. the universe is so violently massive and terrifyingly empty, but somehow, against all odds, my brand of weird gravity pulled in your brand of weird gravity. we are just ghosts haunting the same corner of the internet, sharing a brain cell, and keeping each other tethered to the earth.

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it