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Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

i keep getting a rash at work when im on pot cleaning and its so fucking awful… but apparently they told a new girl if its cause of the cleaning agents they have to let her go. like its not the cleaning agent in my case my gloves just need a regular washing but hello i need this job

new update… no longer at this job

i just won a nobel chaos prize for freaking out

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.