Noah Kahan
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Product Placement
todays bird
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
blake kathryn
ojovivo
Mike Driver
Love Begins
shark vs the universe
untitled
hello vonnie
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@mildymoomin
people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep
This is very specific and yet I relate to it completely
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chaotic good
babies running with phones is the best thing ive witnessed in my lifetime
You fools. The key to a girls heart is through her fandoms and political ideology.
@mildymoomin fandoms yes, political ideology apparently not stab me
@delta1327 aww del we're all shameful here
also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old
sounds about right
The best of kids
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Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.
this was painful to read :(
a compilation of gifts varying in quality for @mildymoomin. ur the bees knees babe ily
MARIL CRIS I'M LUF YOU ARE FASE YOU BEST HUSBAND!! ♡♡
ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think
#GetTinaThick2017
I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones
I love this man…
I’m thinking about her
forbidden fruit
Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?
Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.
As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.
Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.
I had this billion-dollar idea to make edible candy that’s packaged like a Tide pod and would satisfy this urge, but one of my friends got an actual lawyer on the phone to explain why I would set some sort of world record for lawsuits
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WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.
Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED
relatable seals at the end there
“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”
I need more of this shit!
Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.
unmute
I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.
@hussainthemvp
ALWAYS REBLOG
this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear
I’m laughing entirely out of fear
@outlaw-762
I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
I could be a porn bot if I wanted to
hey wanna hear a joke
sure
okay
what mouse walks on two legs
i dont know
who
Mickey Mouse!
Now, what duck walks on two legs?
The time for jokes is over.
I just got to the punchline and you had to ruin it
Carry on.
thank you.
now, as I was saying, what duck walks on two legs?
i dont know
All ducks walk on two legs??? Lmao what kind of joke is this.
thats the punchline. people want to say “donald duck” at first bcause of the first question, but all ducks walk on two legs
I know. I was trying to ruin the joke before it was finished because I’m a bad person
this is a mess i love it
anyone in this thread smoke weed
Looks around
Not me
Weed is for pussies
As in cats
As in the organisms that rule over filthy rats like Mickey
So yes
I smoke weed
You all pussies wym
fuck off kermit
Make me duck
I’ll kick your fucking ass
Y'all what the fuck
this does not concern you
stfu go suck kermits frog dicc
go fuck Minnie and leave us alone
BUT WHERE THE SHIT IS SHE
RIGHT HERE
oh hella™
Indeed™
O 🅱oi 👌™
★~(◡﹏◕✿) ™
lets sacrifice donald ◕ω<~
sounds like a plan to me baby ♡
im so sorry guys this is the worst post on this website
Don’t apologize for art
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Eggcelent blog. 10/10 could use more egg
You want egg?? You want fuckign egg??
kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level
reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck
a full ever after of good luck
