My top twenty Sirius moments
1. When he manages to seem bored in Azkaban and says he misses doing the crossword.
2. When he takes time out of his busy murder plot to buy Harry a new broom, via his finance manager/personal assistant Crookshanks.
3. His friendship with Crookshanks #squadgoals
4. When he thinks it’s a good idea to break into a dorm full of sleeping teenagers and try and stab a rat in the dark. Homeboy is verrry confident about his knife skills .
5. “There’s enough filth on my robes without you touching them Peter.” Ahh Sirius you sassy icon.
6. Also ‘If you made a better Rat then Human that’s nothing to boast about Peter.’ Le sass is strong.
7. Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 perfection
8. When he sends post via tropical birds, for dramatic effect.
9. When he really leans into the criminal thing and breaks into someone’s house to use the fire ( I hope he stole some food).
10. When he basically figures out the entire GoF plot using scrounged newspapers. He’s an incredibly astute person and it’s tragic he never got to hunt Horcruxes (it would have taken him a few days).
11. The chapter Padfoot returns should be renamed ‘Wizarding world tea with Sirius Black.’ He legit had the receipts on everyone.
12. When he sends Harry a muddy pawprint as a good luck gift (be still my beating heart).
13. When Padfoot growls at Fudge while in the hospital wing. Despite being a wanted criminal who is front of the man that could have him arrested, no one insults Harry in front of Sirius.
14. When he gets bitten by something in Grimmauld place and spends a moment studying his hand in an interested way. Ahhhh he had such a sharp mind that clearly loved working things out.
15. Padfoot chasing pigeons on the way to King’s Cross.
16. God rest ye Merry Hippogriffs. I need a Sirius Black Christmas carol remix album in my life.
17. How he still looks hot while taking an exam. Trust me this is a special gift- I normally look like I haven’t slept in a week and have caffeine shakes.
18. ‘ Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate.’ The books needed more sassy/sarcastic Sirius.
19. When he put santa hats on the elf heads, and singlehandly created the ultimate emo xmas decor.
20. His room being covered in motorcycle pictures. I’d like to think that muggle Sirius would definitely have a motorcycle themed tumblr.
