Edogawa Dragons

at 3:00 AM

I knew what would happen and yet

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

This better be a Bulbasaur

do dogs know that they’re cute?

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

Banana Bread truly is this important.

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

Dicke means Fat or Thick

this post only gets worse

super dickman’s thick nuts

Britney omg why

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

I mean, this is amazing and total momgoals, but why tf would you assume Britney doesn’t know Pokemon? She was a teenager in the 90s.

Did y’all forget… that she has a song… on the album for the first Pokémon Movie…

Bruh one of her music videos is literally anime, and she’s stated that she also likes anime

Britney is our weeb pop queen and yall should be ashamed for assuming anything else.

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.