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Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child
Part 2, hope you enjoyed 😄
♥️This was inspired by @kittenwiskers story based on @writing-prompt-s prompt, reblogged on my page right after this post :)
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Meanwhile in Australia
Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/
op's never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄
OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
Reblog if you're a girl who snorts when you laugh, if you like girls who snort when they laugh, or can't wait for the inevitable fall of capitalism.
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We gotta talk about this guy:
Now, your gut reaction that that’s the most ridiculous-ass exaggeration you’ve ever heard is, as they say, not wrong. Yes, make fun of this fool and the platoon-sized element of pigs that apparently stalks him while he sleeps or something, by all means.
But a big trend I’ve noticed is that the people turning this into the hot new meme are acting as if hogs … aren’t? … a serious problem? Which as both a country kid and an environmentalist, I find … concerning.
I really feel like I shouldn’t have to say this, but “Ha-ha, problems I can’t see aren’t real and an ongoing ecological disaster that’s been tearing North American ecosystems to shreds for the past 500 years is f u n n y” is a pretty bad take?
i think the way he phrased it made it seem like he was pulling that story out of his ass and that is why it was made into a meme. but by all means if it is an actual problem then i’m pretty concerned as to why that’s a problem that the homeowner has to solve themselves.
Oh yeah! [rubs hands together] Story time.
So: Pigs are not native to the Americas, but were brought over from Europe during the initial period of colonization, as livestock. Many of these pigs escaped, and found an environment wherein the native predators weren’t really prepared to deal with them, and went hog wild (as is, I’m sure you can imagine, their wont).
All individuals of the porcine race, even domestic pigs, are frighteningly intelligent social animals who are voracious omnivores and perpetually horny, and it doesn’t take very long at all for an emancipated pig to remember its roots and go feral, so wild hogs will absolutely dominate any ecosystem they come into and out-forage, out-fight, and outbreed the native fauna while shredding the native flora. In addition to being uncannily intelligent, they’re also super territorial and they can and will gang up on you and wreck your shit if they percieve you as being on “their” turf. Children, pets, livestock, etc. all live in terror of The Porcine Menace.
And the reason why it’s something that homeowners have to be concerned about how to deal with on their own is because of just how e n o r m o u s the problem is. As of last February according to the USDA’s census, the distribution of breeding populations of invasive feral hogs in the US looks like this:
jesus my county is purple too. so are you saying that the problem is so enormous that, even if the cities/counties are intervening, it’s not enough? why…have i not heard about this
I honestly haven’t a damned clue why people don’t know about this; I wasn’t even aware that people didn’t know about it until this became a meme a couple days ago. We had assemblies about it in elementary school.
One thing that just adds to the surrealness of all this is that dude in the tweet up there actually makes kind of a good point, it’s just worded in the absolute worst possible way. “I need to keep a ranch rifle on hand due to the infestation of aggressive invasive omnivores in my area, and many proposed ‘assault weapon bans’ would include ranch rifles” is a totally valid point. Dude just tried to say it in CHUDese instead of English.
We legit used to have to carry a weapon if we went walking on trails bc they would come out of nowhere. They think nothing of harming you or your dogs. It’s a southern thing I guess 🤷🏻♀️
Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in your car illegal.
just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol
apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet
It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.
Multi-generational love at first sight.
My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.
nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
you sound boring.
You sound like you’ve never had the scent of cigarette smoke ingrained in your clothes to the point where people in middle school thought you smoked at eleven because your parents couldn’t be bothered to go outside. You sound like you’ve never had your mother flick cigarette ashes out of the car window and have them fly into your face. You sound like you’ve never been kept up at night by the sound of your dad hacking up a lung because he has to get up for his midnight smoke. You sound like you’ve never had to run into a convenience store to get your mother cigarettes as soon as you turned eighteen and cringed at touching the box because you know they’re not only killers but government sanctioned killers because they can not only tax the shit out of them but ensure people buy more at the cost of young lungs and a once beautiful home now plagued with the smell of smoke and ash. You sound like you’ve never had a great grandmother who stopped smoking 30 years before her death who still got lung cancer and subsequently died. You sound like a Fucking ignoramus. Smoking isn’t Fucking cool, it isn’t fun to glorify, it’s disgusting and makes not only you but your children smell bad. Makes not only you but your children cough, get cancer, get sick.
You sound like a Fucking moron. Smoking isn’t cool. Grow the Fuck up.
No, you grow the fuck up. There’s mountains of constant judgment when it comes to smoking. How about you leave people alone and let them do what they want with their bodies.
There is a REASON. It’s not just their bodies they’re fucking. It’s never just their bodies with something fucking airborne. Especially when you have CHILDREN AND PETS.
My grandfather smoked in his house decades ago. We moved in. We started working on it. After just one day of having the AC off so it could be worked on, I could no longer stay in the house because the smell was coming out of the walls <I>so strongly</I> and triggering my asthma to the point where I couldn’t breathe. My grandfather is dead and his smoking still managed to effect me that negativity. It is not just their body.
My aunt took up smoking in secret as a coping method for her depression. My cousin found out and she was so scared for her mom’s health that she hid the cigarettes. But when my aunt noticed they were missing, do you think she had a calm conversation about the whole thing with my cousin? Nope. She stormed into her room in such a rage, my cousin was too scared to even argue. She just gave the cigarettes back and prayed for her mom to leave the room. There was no explanation for why she took up smoking, for why she was trying to hide it, no reassurance for her worried daughter, not even a question as to why my cousin took them… there was just addiction-fueled anger. Directed at a child who had no control over her environment.
And then there’s my own mother, who has never taken up smoking, but who grew up with two chain-smoking parents. My mom who has permanent lung and throat damage from a lifetime of breathing in smoke that she didn’t ask for. My mom who now takes daily medication so her throat doesn’t ache.
But, tell me again how smoking only affects your body?
I grew up breathing not only my step-dad’s cigarette smoke, but all his friends as they’d frequently hang out in the living room together creating a cloud of smoke that permeated the whole house. I got asthma at 10. I found a growth in my left lung at 30. I now have 1 lung. 1 lung and I’m still asthmatic. Fuck people who smoke around children.
If you can’t agree with this, then fucking unfollow the shit out of me. Too many people in my family have died. My grandfather lost his wife to Lung Cancer. He still smokes though. And my dad who stopped cold turkey when my oldest brother was born and went through hell to make sure his first kid wouldn’t have to also. But did it help? No. Because his mom didn’t care that she had a newborn inhaling her goddamned secondhand smoke. Don’t you dare say it only affects the smoker. Don’t you dare.
Don’t smoke around other people. Don’t smoke around pets. Don’t smoke in places folks /have/ to frequent. Nothing with lungs and a nose should have to be affected by your habit. That goes for vaping as well.
Don’t smoke in public places, like restaurants and parks.
If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes
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Please be happy for other people. Your time will come.
…WHAT
The most 2019 I’ve seen in some time
I’m married now so that’s pretty tight
Rest In Peace
“My home is in the words you sing. Every letter of the notes you bring. Every story you tell of feeling alive when you hear these words and you change your life. You change your mind, the way you think, these words last forever on your skin in ink.. my home is in your heart.”
-Kyle Pavone, Tracing Back Roots by We Came as Romans
Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.
Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.
CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)
“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”
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This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.
@annieelainey you should share this with your followers! This is important info!!
To my mutuals on wheels, print out the law before you fly and whip it out at the gate if they don’t accomodate your wheels.
Thanks a lot for posting this, bro! Flying while crippled is already difficult enough without people pulling this kind of shit. Also, make sure that if there is a piece of your wheelchair or something important missing off of it, that you make a big fucking deal out of it! I’ve had pieces fall off of my wheelchair and nearly lost a decoration I had on it that meant a lot to me because people were careless with my chair. Don’t let them mistreat your wheelchair.
Non-wheelchair folks:
Now that you know, speak up.
You never know when you’re going to see someone who needs an ally.
@thebibliosphere can you reblog this?
I was actually looking for this post the other day for someone who was worried about flying with their chair. I can’t remember your username, but here! this is the thing I was talking about!
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I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
My own attitude stress me out sometimes. I be mad at me for being mad
