Mikhail Valhidris

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

*right clicks you and saves you into a folder called “friends :)” on my desktop*

good news citizens! while i was at the beach, i successfully indoctrinated another gullible child into using LIBBY. my best friend LIBBY. the library app on your PHONE that gives you FREE EBOOKS AND AUDIOBOOKS with the tap of a finger! are you sick of incurring late fees? giving your hard earned money to jeff bezos? Libby has it for you.

Hoopla also has audiobooks and ebooks, as well as some movies and TV shows, and you can also sign up through your library! (If your library isn't yet partnered with Libby and/or Hoopla, reach out and ask! If they know people want it, they may look into making room in the budget for it.) I personally prefer Libby (much better interface imo), but Hoopla is good to have as a backup.

I love her.

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

We don't need to raise this one because it can read novels.

remember when you could find websites that contained information